Noah Kahan Asks Concertgoers Not To Shit In Their Seats
Musician Noah Kahan is pleading with his concertgoers to use the restroom after a fan incident involving excrement during a show.
📍 Where it landed
Noah Kahan asked fans at a Philadelphia show to use the bathroom after a crowd poop incident. He pleaded with concertgoers not to poop on the floor or in their seats.
Epilogue added 82d ago, after coverage quieted.
Quick answers
Where did the incident take place?
According to Consequence of Sound, the event occurred in Philly.
What did Noah Kahan specifically ask fans to do?
Kahan asked fans to go to the bathroom instead of pooping on the floor or in their seats.
What triggered this request?
The request followed an incident where a fan pooped on the floor at his show.
The brief
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Noah Kahan has requested that his fans use the bathroom rather than pooping on the floor or in their seats. This plea follows an incident where a fan pooped on the floor during a performance.
Coverage from Complex, Consequence of Sound, and Stereogum emphasizes the specific nature of the incident. The Independent and Just Jared highlight Kahan's pleas to fans, including a request for them to 'please God' use the bathroom.
Future coverage may focus on whether similar incidents occur at other tour stops, as reports specifically mention an occurrence in Philly.
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Noah Kahan Asks Concertgoers Not To Shit In Their Seats Stereogum · 91d ago broke it first
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