# Texas player penalized for ‘simulating using the restroom,’ ties school record with 5 sacks

> **Newsylist Open Intelligence Dossier** · First detected: 2026-09-26 20:29 UTC · Category: Sports · Sources: 5 · Current Velocity: 13.98

## Multi-Source Evidence Table
| Source Outlet | Headline | Published (UTC) | Verification URL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bleacher Report | Texas' Colin Simmons Apologizes For Miming Urinating During Celebration, Responds to Johnny Manziel | 2026-09-26 22:16 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi0AFBVV95cUxOTmlFM21wU1N1eU0yZm9YbWlKWFFlRTZqM19raElvbEhqQ3BzdWM5c0laM1hGaFp2T0RqWDVEYVNBQnhBbmctT05FODNkSGREOTZybVJzczRCV0dBaGd1MTBGVW5jdTdGc1BIeEtIM1ZPS2dteVNFMFd3N29Yd0RwNVktYW1NX3pSNnBNNDQ1VTBwdl9BYmYyc29IS0FuaG4wYmpBX3FrQldVN2tyUzVYbDN4WUhmQlFoRDN5ckRGWllYR0ZwNTFCWDd4TzRCWFpP?oc=5) |
| USA Today | Colin Simmons got insane penalty. Then Steve Sarkisian gave wild quote | 2026-09-26 22:16 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMizgFBVV95cUxPRG9XMTlacFZqZ2dQOWxfMHdEQndIeGU5MURyUktvbmRWSG1CRHgxbVFfMllISlIyY1NmTG5GVng1bWc0THJ1bHpZcFpudGZtb1dsZ0xGMEFOV1RTNFNxaGJRVzhWM2pYc01Oanhab3VtWkZRTTVaVzd0QzVyUXVQS1kyM3JtRFlseWVpLVZnbk9XdUl3UE5nSXlYRTNkZDV5aDh1MVZxLUp4YUp0T0tIQ2hNMnd5YVZ2Rjd6VlNoTmJlSFh6WVZhMnRTQmFIQQ?oc=5) |
| Fox News | Texas dropped some celebrations against Tennessee that were about as unhinged as they come | 2026-09-26 22:16 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijAFBVV95cUxPQ2ppNEhiVFE0OXBHdUVLM05fMjgyOVJLZjFiYnVKckJIaXFkMG02aWFKOF9DUzV4LTlnM1hLSS1zdmsyZTVoSGdvMUFEU2M5R2pGLVYxT2hIUmZsS0VrcWEwWnpSZnYwMFZQdFFCV0RrMXFBV1Y4ZjZra19vY2pJZ3dXb1NiUjNpZXh3bQ?oc=5) |
| AL.com | ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit rips Texas’ Colin Simmons for urination celebration vs. Tennessee | 2026-09-26 21:24 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMitgFBVV95cUxNR3hRWEYzalVUUEpfcDJfMXQ5MzZoZkx6UHZLOXJ3UWUwQ1VCdHVoYUtKR1JqblBzdlFYRVU4Z0tOSGs0eG9RZ2pxYlE4UnR4NkNDbDFVYmxidmd5dkx4YTBIX09FV2VHbXo4MmZFZUFpbXJZTGt6NjR1b3BiZEd3ZUE2VnRGM3Z2UmdlUzdtZ05EQlRkT3p4ZnRyaVllX054YUFXUTdMQkpHZEZhVWZLR3dOQkVIdw?oc=5) |
| Yahoo Sports | Steve Sarkisian describes Colin Simmons' profane celebration in 3 words | 2026-09-26 21:24 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMikgFBVV95cUxPOFRQbkU1d1pacTZEV3lyaG1Wa1FTN2t0c1dQRDRCcVpZdmhvUTRrc1Y3a0ZtMTRZeml5aHhYMHR1LU96eFZ0NlZ0T2RKbmNCbXJ4ZWo5NjhTSlZXTkpHbTlUQW1uSC1ZRlF1VEE0VjFPd1lRVnFzVjhiaE1BS19kTzlLQVM0bnN5MmphSnVmQkwwQQ?oc=5) |

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