# Grand Theft Porter: Thieves Steal 800 Barrels of Guinness in Britain

> **Newsylist Open Intelligence Dossier** · First detected: 2026-09-05 23:29 UTC · Category: World · Sources: 4 · Current Velocity: 2

## Multi-Source Evidence Table
| Source Outlet | Headline | Published (UTC) | Verification URL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yahoo | $277K Guinness heist: Thieves hit same UK depot twice in 2 hours | 2026-09-04 14:50 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMikgFBVV95cUxNbW9mUkxlR0Z0aWdjMWwzQWhyQWZTWDNNNU5ucDNWM1VuWkFmVUVwakZzNkRWYXk3aVdOcHljNnp1QVlPdmxVN3BaN1ZPQkNlT0ZNQkl3TGdVTU9VX2h4NTF4SG1Sb21Ha1ZiMGtNWHhmU1RRTV9lVjRHdklpSUxVRVItZHZPeFJyS2h5M3ZoWGgwQQ?oc=5) |
| GB News | More than 70,000 pints worth of Guinness STOLEN as police launch hunt for stout thieves | 2026-09-04 14:50 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMikwFBVV95cUxPVGVKZEFvenlQYktOOG1fYTJ4ZmlYV1hCSVBmNlBiLUNRTUxCOGR2RFdPNDFDWW02N1BjWTBZYmNVdGZkVFd1WlRFY0pUaGJka1NRVG9EeEVxSDVmNjVPNHlJNW5YMnFYLXNWVlJiNTVlMFo4bFdyNmRKZm9KRVpxQXRPbHJ2MzNXTFkwNjBXdmcycHc?oc=5) |
| BBC | Thieves steal 70,000 pints of Guinness in two lorries | 2026-09-04 14:50 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiXEFVX3lxTE9ndU1qaEtCRUZQQ3QyUkE4SHR2U251ekFFbVBrTFg4WkNkd1FGd1FwYUYzdGJySG9odEtWUE9SNC03VWFDRTBuM1d4S0I4S0N6S2RVNzlieGY4U2tt?oc=5) |
| Chicago Tribune | British police try to track down theft of 70,000 pints worth of Guinness stout | 2026-09-04 14:50 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijgFBVV95cUxQdWMzdWltYjRyZnM5WUVDbVd2TTVGM05DT0VhQUgwemk3UmxUcFB0aVJlVXpJY3NXd3ViWko1TllnVEZobV9sMkhLX3N3SjJnbUFfUWZSY1lGOHpqYktNaEJ3SUtxMmZTdDJpV21FX05lRm9mMzRzQ0dOZFBXSGIzejV1UzI4angzdkpkTThn?oc=5) |

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