# Savannah Bananas opened the 2026 ESPYs with one of the worst performances you'll ever see

> **Newsylist Open Intelligence Dossier** · First detected: 2026-07-16 20:29 UTC · Category: Entertainment · Sources: 1 · Current Velocity: 0.25

## Multi-Source Evidence Table
| Source Outlet | Headline | Published (UTC) | Verification URL |
|---|---|---|---|
| OutSports | The Savannah Bananas dance through the haters at the ESPYs | 2026-07-16 11:55 | [Source Link](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxPQXBXRUpLeXdnV3dXajBOY1plZTFiYzAwOFFFWksyYy1tRlRvdzYyMEhIQzEyRnM2UUhUTld2cFRpY0xKem5RVUVERE9KbXZ3WnMyWHhGd0NVMjVpc1lyNkNDYnVYZXFtdmw2ZXNUUzBsdUN2bmVqTHNNV0lmR2hqS2xjSmxsbUxDSXl5SnVfS3BzTEUwZEJqam5oWnN6dGVFNU1paTZyUQ?oc=5) |

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